Chinglish

Part of the reason I anticipate the desire to collect silly possessions:
"I always at wait your love/But hasn't been/wait until/Perhaps at soon/Would be for a long time perhaps/But I know only/I would always/of under etc. go to"
"love is a kind of meet, a very difficult meet.  Ae the right time to meet the right people into some love."
"Butterfly.  Dutter-colored fly.  We often see a kind of insect-butterfly.  They fly in the sky, brushwood, tussock, auso between the flowers with their smart wings, which make the nature more beautiful." 
"In the afternoon one day, when 'smoked' As usual, the completion of her chores Cooking, cleaning, laundry and so on,"
I kid not.